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 Zez has an invention!!

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PostSubject: Zez has an invention!!   Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:05 pm

One day, Zezima was walking along a short narrow pathway, when he had a brilliant idea.
"I want to get rich!" Zez said.
So, he want to the grocery store and bought some onions. With these, he could make his new invention codenamed, "CRAP". He ground the onions until they turned to mush. He was very pleased with the result. It was one giant mound of CRAP, extraordinary and dazzling. He called his friend Miles, and asked if he wanted to give his new invention a test run. Miles said, yes, and rush to Zezima's laboratory in his convertible Sonicmobile. He pulled up into the driveway, and noticed something
different about... well something, but He couldn't put his finger on it.
"Oh wait!" Miles exclaimed.
"This isn't Zezima's house, this is North Korea!"
Suddenly, soldiers surrounded Miles and were going to imprison him for trespassing.
"Hey, that's my username!" Tres exclaimed!
Kim Jong Ill executed Tres on the spot. But at that moment, Zez knew something was wrong.
He went to the payphone an gave Miles a holler.
"Wherez joo be at?!" Zez yelped.
Miles explained how he got in jail, and Zez was confused.
"Well,maybe my CRAP can save you." Zez said.
He flipped the switch, twisted the lever, pulled the handle, put in the ignition twisted the key, made a sandwich, adjusted the knobs,
did a few more things after that, and... nothing happened
"Screw this CRAP" grunted Zez.
"I will will use my spare parts for a new invention!!" Declared he.
He used some extra onions, and then he made garlic. He flew his garlic to Zimbabwe to get some more clean diesel gas, and then headed off to North Korea. Kim Jong Ill wanted to banish him from existence, since
food is restricted in the country, but Zez was too sneaky. He pulled out his onion-powered flashlight, and blinded the evil dictator. Next, he rushed off to find /Miles, but he was nowhere to be seen. He went into a cell of the jail and found a note lying on the ground. It read:

Dear anyonewhoreadsthis:
I have been lying in this prison
cell for a few minutes now and am incredibly bored.I decided to use my
teleporting beam and travel to Zezima Hushimo's laboratory
Zezima did all this hard work for nothing, while Miles used Zezima's CRAP to make millions.

The end

Next story, "Speedy's Quest" Coming whenever.
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PostSubject: Re: Zez has an invention!!   Mon May 10, 2010 4:22 pm

Miles is a genius.
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PostSubject: Re: Zez has an invention!!   Tue May 11, 2010 3:30 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Zez has an invention!!   Wed May 12, 2010 3:46 pm

lol can't wait to hear more
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PostSubject: Re: Zez has an invention!!   Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:22 am

Miles is a genius.


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PostSubject: Re: Zez has an invention!!   Sun Oct 10, 2010 3:29 am

Thanks for posting man

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