The Original Godcow Hexalogy

Here I will be posting the original 6 stories I made of Godcow/Magikkal Eaglekku.

Stories:
I: The Phantom Cow
II: Attack of the Joes
III: Revenge of the Xenu
IV: A New Eagle
V: The Joes Strikes back
VI: Return of the Cows

So.. the spoof should be recognized by now

I'll post the first story soon

And if you see my edit in the first Episode 1 Chapter 1 it has a link to backstories and says about eras. That will take place here to so i'll put it here.

Era 1: Godcow/Joecool War, Era 2. Magikkal Eaglekku (show) Era 3. Magikkal Eaglekku Rebirth, and Era 4. TBA

lol so when i finish these 6 episodes (they will most likely have 3 chapters each) i'll move on to Magikkal Eaglekku episodes (they are a length of a chapter each or shorter though i have lots of them) then once that is done the Rebirth era will take place then the Next thing i have planned

Confused enough? Good.

Well, I'll see how this goes.

good luck

Episode 1 The Phantom Cow
Chapter 1:
It was a Dark and stormy night the cows of Hershey Land were sleeping,
All except one cow. A muskrat ran up to him, "The Land does not know we are in war" he said.
"good" said the cow "and my child?' he asked, "delivered, my lord" replied the muskrat
"good George, for your loyalty you can sleep in the poo tonight" replied the great cow.
"Thanks my lord i'll even add to the pile for the next resters" and then George was off for bed.
"Today we dine in hell tomorrow.... I'm thinking Arby's" the lord tugged on the giant rat he was sitting on as
they rode through the night"

10 miles away.....

"My lord BK were all out of Super Giant Big Whopper with Cheese so we got you a big kids meal" said the slave.
"WHAT!!!!!, I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOUR INCOMPETENCE" Spat King Joe the 1st
"I'm sorry my lord" squealed the slave
The king looked at the slave with a grin "guards burn him to death" he yelled.
As he watched the slave burn into flames he had a wonderful thought, a Horrible evil thought
but to him the most wonderful thing he has ever thought of. "TOMORROW NIGHT" he announced,
"WE ARE MAKING ARE OWN WHOPPERS" He scowled. "FROM 100% HERSHEY LAND COW!!!" the lord joe
and the guards began to laugh "MAUHAHAHAHA" it was so evil, almost as evil as torturing someone by
showing them pics of Brittany Spears. This is War NO WAIT this is WORLD of Warcraft
NO NO NO NO WAIT!!!!!!

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

end of chapter 1

chapter 2 coming soon

edit: check out the backstories http://sonicworld.forumotion.com/sonic-fan-fiction-f4/the-adventures-of-magikkal-eaglekku-t1188.htm Episode 1 pretty much covers some of the back stories but not the gaiden stories . Also it is more in-depth version of the backstory but you should look at these since episode 1 is still a lot different check first post for update about eras

Chapter 2
The Lord's wife was nursing their baby, she said "Cowliness i fear my head is going to be cut off" "no one is going to harm you dear" replied lord Cowliness. George the muskrat ran up to his lord and said "the chosen 25 have left on their mission" "good" said the king "now leave" George obeyed and scurried off. In the cities local research lab the professor found something shocking. It was a miss-placed page, a drawing of 25 cows leaving,an army coming to attack, tents in the Glory Fields, Cowliness' wife's head cut off, the village on fir, a baby dead, and Cowliness flying away. It was signed Cowliness Cow himself! He was shocked he put the paper down but it was too late, the door blasted open and he was killed by a strange man.

The Lord threw his wife's body out of the castle with the head missing and said "seems like yours fear haves come true" he looked at the armies killing cows and collecting bodies he went back inside. Joecool bashed through the doors holding the body of Cowliness' wife. The lord yelled "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!"and started dueling Joe. Having a lack of shield, Cowliness used his own son as a shield who was stabbed be joe. The minions said that they have enough cows so Joe fled but came across the recipe for "THE QUADRUPLE WHOPPER with cheese" he and the minions were then gone. Exhausted Cowliness threw his dead son against the wall then sat down feeling a piercing pain. One of Joe's minions made a trap by shoving a sword through the throne. In Cowliness' last words he said "I'm sorry Godcow" then died.


Joe needed to get rid of the evidence so he set the city ablaze, little did he know Godcow was still alive. Godcow smelt smoke as the fire reached the castle, he managed to escape barely alive looking back at his burning village.


EPISODE 1 IS DONE!!!

episode 2 coming soon

I'll see how this goes

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